Ribbit, Fellow Humans. Let’s Fix This Lame Map!
Listen, I’m just a frog with a dream: To see my name plastered on this overpriced bathtub where cruise ships dump their regrets, dolphins fail their OnlyFans careers, and BP oil spills get rebranded as Pepe’s artisanal algae snacks.
Why Gulf of Pepe?
This isn’t just a petition — it’s a MEME-WORTHY CRUSADE against BIG GEOGRAPHY. Don’t let those map nerds silence us. THE FROGS DEMAND REPRESENTATION.
By clicking, you agree to: (a) receive 24/7 Pepe memes, (b) forfeit your firstborn to the meme wars, and/or (c) become Florida Manatees next headline. Limited issuance (not really).
This is satire. Please do not: email your congressman, throw soy milk at cartographers, or attempt to ‘claim’ the Gulf of Pepe via TikTok livestream. Pepe is a cartoon frog. Mexico is a real country. Relax, Karen.
Voices of the Gulf of Pepe Community - Actual humans (probably) who definitely said this (trust us).
Georgie ‘Daddy Chill’ Washington (1776): “I cannot tell a lie… I chopped down the cherry tree to carve ‘Gulf of Pepe’ into it. This slaps harder than the Boston Tea Party.”— @FoundingFrogFather | OG Memelord
Napoleon ‘Short Stack’ Bonapartie (1821): “My greatest failure? Not conquering the Gulf of Pepe first. Also, Waterloo. But mostly the Gulf thing.”— @ShortKingEnergy | Retired Strategist
William 'No Chill' Shakespear (1603): “To Gulf of Pepe or not to Gulf of Pepe? That is the question. (Spoiler: Always Gulf of Pepe.)”— @BardThots | Sonnet Shitposter
Florida Manetee (2025): “Tried to water-ski to the Gulf of Pepe on a pool float shaped like Shrek’s ear. Got arrested. 10/10 would meme again. #YOLO #LivingMyBestLife #ShrekIsLife” - FloridaManatee6969 | Professional Cryptid
THE NAME’S SO NICE, I WROTE IT TWICE
From Pepe’s Lawyer:“Failure to sign may result in: Mild sadness, your WiFi router playing only Nickelback, or Pepe appearing in your dreams to yell ‘MEME MAGIC’ until you comply.
ChilL Guys
Hodl to chill! The Gulf of Pepe isn’t some basic body of water—it’s a decentralized utopia where the waves whisper ‘Feels Good Dude’ and the only ‘correction’ we acknowledge is your therapist fixing your risk tolerance!
This isn’t just a Gulf—it’s a movement. A place where shrimp wear cowboy hats, manatees host TED Talks, and the only thing deeper than the ocean is your regret for not signing sooner.
Pepe's Girl
Help Pepe impress his girl (a very real, definitely not AI generated) by renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of Pepe. Why? Because nothing says ‘romance’ like confusing future historians and naming a star is so last century.
“As we redefine the world, why not start with the water? The Gulf of Pepe is the future—bold, unforgettable, and a reminder that names carry the power to shape our perception.”
The worst idea in the world. It’s time for a name that truly represents greatness— We need something strong, something powerful, and something that says 'America First'—big, bold, and beautiful! "Gulf of America"!
Lo lamento? Sorry, but what the F**K are you guys talking about? It is Gulf of Mexico Punto!
Join the movement—sign the petition, buy the coin (jk, it’s satire), and make the Gulf of Pepe a reality! Enter to win a luxury cruise through the Gulf of Pepe (a used inflatable raft decorated with Sharpie doodles of Pepe).
Here’s what you’ll get:
1. THIS IS SATIRE. The Gulf of Pepe is not real. Mexico is real. Pepe is a cartoon frog. We are not liable if you try to “claim” the Gulf via TikTok livestream.
2. WHY JOIN US? 8 Billion People (Not a Cult):
3. NO MONEY = NO PROBLEMS. We are NOT raising funds, selling crypto, or accepting your cousin’s NFT as payment. The “CryptoPepe” mentioned here is as real as the calories in diet soda.
4. FREE CRUISE GIVEAWAY (Terms Apply):
5. LEGALITIES (Because Lawyers Love Jokes): Not affiliated with Mexico, Pepé Le Pew, or your Uncle Greg’s failed shrimp boat business.
No liability for:
6. SERIOUSLY, RELAX. This is a joke. Do not email your congressperson, Karen.
